I miss the days when a bunch of frogs were having gang wars in the back of some dirty bar. Hanging from trees. Spitting their tongues out at each other. Louise and Frankie the lizards. Plotting and sketching to take out their rival frogs, but they never quite did. That was gold. And I’m pretty sure made me come ____ close to becoming an early drinker even though I was only like 10 years old.
However, the latest round of Super Bowl commercials from Budweiser just gets all the feels going. I suddenly want to become a farmer just so I can have a devout dog and horse love me unconditionally. They don’t get a shit if you come home drunk every night. Piss on the toilet seat. Drink out of the milk carton. They don’t expect gifts or criticize because the fucking gift didn’t meet expectations. Nope. They just want a warm bed and to be fed on time. Love these Budweiser commercials.
2013 Budweiser ad
2014 Budweiser Ad